SNAKE-OIL SPRAYER
- BASE ITEM
- WEAPON
- MAGIC
- LEVEL 22
SNAKE-OIL SPRAYERSNAKE-OIL SPRAYER is a magic weapon, wielded from level 22. INTELLECT is the stat that scales it.
The requirement cuts both ways: nothing below level 22 ever drops one, and a hero below it banks the find rather than wearing it.
It is a pool base, so it climbs: the same shape returns later in the campaign as VIPER-OIL SPRAYER and BASILISK SPRAYER, at requirements the endgame can actually meet.
The medicine wagon's pride: a fan of corrosive vials, three per squeeze. Cures nothing, dissolves most things, exactly as advertised in the small print.
What it does
- VOLLEYEach pull throws 3 projectiles across a 26° fan, and every one of them carries the full blow — so point blank it is one enormous hit and across a crowd it is 3 separate ones.
- PRICED FORAbout 3 targets a swing. That is what the damage budget assumes it reaches, which is why a wide weapon carries a smaller blow than a narrow one of the same level.
- CRIT WEIGHTA critical hit lands for 1.6× — a flat trait of the magic class, the same on every weapon in it. Your build earns the crit CHANCE; the class fixes what a crit is worth.
- WILDIts blows swing ±35% around the average — far wider than the usual band. The mean is unchanged; the excitement is not.
A dropped copy carries 190 swings of wear. At zero it does not shatter — it falls into the bag unusable until a repair kit mends it, and the hero draws the best thing left.
A fresh find in the hands of a hero who has spent no stat points — the piece itself, with nothing of the wielder in it. Your own STRENGTH, DEXTERITY or INTELLECT lifts these from there, as does an item level found deeper than the requirement.
Make quality
Every plain drop of this base rolls a make quality on top of the numbers above — the craftsmanship of that particular copy, stamped at the moment it drops and frozen for life. It scales the damage and the wear budget together, and it leads the name: a BROKEN SNAKE-OIL SPRAYER and a PERFECT SNAKE-OIL SPRAYER are the same base item and not the same find.
The bands overlap on purpose, so a good CRUDE can out-swing a poor NORMAL while a PERFECT always clears a NORMAL. Which one you get depends on the level of whatever dropped it: the two odds columns below are a level-1 killer and a level-60 one, and everything between is interpolated. Craftsmanship and magic are exclusive — a magic-or-better find is always normal make.
| MAKE | DAMAGE | SCALE | ODDS AT MLVL 1 | ODDS AT MLVL 60 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| BROKEN | 11–16 | 0.58–0.82× | 20% | 0% |
| CRUDE | 14–18 | 0.73–0.97× | 25% | 6% |
| NORMAL | 17–21 | 0.90–1.10× | 52% | 54% |
| SUPERIOR | 20–24 | 1.03–1.27× | 3% | 28% |
| PERFECT | 22–27 | 1.16–1.44× | 0% | 12% |
What it becomes
The same shape comes back twice more, further down the campaign: an EXCEPTIONAL version and an ELITE one, generated from this base rather than authored beside it. They keep its look, its cadence, its reach and its arc; what changes is the level they ask for and the numbers priced onto the curve at it. A venue that pays this base pays its whole ladder, so a first-map find keeps dropping — as something else — into the endgame.
| GRADE | REQUIRES | DAMAGE | DPS | REACHES |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SNAKE-OIL SPRAYER (normal) | 22 | 12–26 | 37.8 | 3 |
| VIPER-OIL SPRAYER | 51 | 25–51 | 75.6 | 3 |
| BASILISK SPRAYER | 97 | 44–90 | 133.3 | 3 |
The per-hit blow barely moves up the ladder, and that is the point: a longer-reaching weapon in a bigger build sweeps a wider slice of the crowd, so the same damage budget buys more total output at a similar figure per target. Read the REACHES column beside the DPS one.
Named items built on it
One relic wears this shape, with an authored block of bonuses on top — each on the rung of the ladder it names.
- SEIÐR STAFFBASILISK SPRAYER
Where it comes from
- BOOT HILL carries it in its drop pool.
- THE GARAGE carries it in its drop pool.
- THE BUNKER carries it in its drop pool.
Every one of those pools carries VIPER-OIL SPRAYER and BASILISK SPRAYER along with it — the game expands a pool entry into its whole grade family at roll time — so the same venues keep paying this shape out at requirements 97 deep.